Jingle balls, jingle balls.

This 12 months I need hairless balls on my Christmas tree AND hairless balls on my man. LOL.

Should you’re in search of Three presents that carry on giving, then this publish is for you.

Not solely do I’ve one of the best state of affairs for giving your man the ::wink wink nudge nudge:: to scrub up down there, however I even have a smoking cocktail cloche which makes such a cool reward, & a males’s valet stand to maintain your man’s shit OUT OF YOUR WAY. 

First issues first…let’s speak concerning the balls.

♡ The Efficiency Bundle 4.Zero by MANSCAPED

Some time in the past my good friend Josh launched me to an organization known as Manscaped. Josh was such a fan of their mission to assist males get their junk trying good & clear in a really approachable method.

So off I went to the web site & I picked out my favorites for Michael & our producer Taylor, aka The Barenaked Cucumber. Taylor has perpetual razor burn. Like, there’s nothing worse than pores and skin irritations, razor bumps & being uncomfortable down there. Taylor is aware of. LOL.

Michael swears by these merchandise ( we’re about to get particular ) & let me simply say issues are trying nice for him.

In accordance with Taylor, after utilizing Manscaped merchandise his balls are alright now. Ha!

So, The Efficiency Bundle 4.0 contains The Garden Mower 4.0 & it has a ceramic blade which you can modify with Four completely different guards. It even comes with an LED highlight which you can activate & off so you’ll be able to actually get in there & see what you’re doing if it is advisable.

The battery lasts for 90 minutes & the entire arrange comes with a wi-fi charging system. AND IT’S WATERPROOF! So your man can shave proper within the bathe & keep away from getting pubes throughout your rest room flooring. Like, no thanks. OR he can simply use the Magic Mat that comes with the bundle. It’s this disposable mat they’ll stand over to shave. Love this concept. 

It’s essential to notice that this trimmer doesn’t solely have for use on balls. It may be used on the again, on the chest, wherever there’s undesirable hair actually. I’m telling you- any man in your life will love this.

Additionally included in The Efficiency Bundle 4.0 is:

+ the Weed Wacker ear & nostril hair trimmer

+ Crop Preserver – a ball deodorant ( vegan, cruelty-free, dye-free, sulfate-free & paraben-free )

+ Crop Reviver – a ball spray toner ( vegan, cruelty-free, dye-free, sulfate-free & paraben-free )

+ Magic Mat – the disposable mat we talked about above

On high of all these prime quality gadgets, Manscaped additionally features a free toiletry bag & anti-chafing boxers as a present. PLUS, make sure to use the hyperlink manscaped.com/skinny for 20% off your order. 

Oh, & when you’re there decide up some physique wash & shampoo. They each scent refreshing & are vegan, cruelty-free, dye-free, sulfate-free & paraben-free They’ll go away your man smelling like sugar & spice & all the pieces good.

It’s the vacations bitch, time to get the balls smelling recent. 

♡ Smoking Cocktail Cloche

This smoking cloche jogs my memory of The Magnificence & The Beast– ya know after they pull that tumbler cloche/dome factor off of the rose ?? WELL, this one is much more magical. It actually kicks your Mezcal margarita with a half rim of Tajin up a notch – oh, & additional spicy please if we’re being annoying.

So in terms of your cocktails, this smoker completely modifications the sport so it’s the proper reward for the cocktail-making man in your life.  

The aesthetic is so cute, the bottom is acacia wooden, the glass dome is big & boy oh boy does it work. It’s BPA & lead free, comes with the hand-held smoker & smoking chips. So the one factor it is advisable purchase individually are Four AA batteries & a torch-style lighter ( & your craft cocktail elements ).

Westin really gave this to Michael as a present & shared a few of his favourite cocktail recipes to smoke.

HOT TIP: seize some some old style recipe playing cards & write these recipes out to provide with the cloche. It provides such a enjoyable private contact to the reward. 

Talking of which, listed here are Westin’s cocktail recipes:

WESTIN’S FAVORITE COCKTAILS TO SMOKE:

♡ Smoked Outdated Long-established

Substances:

+ 2 ounces bourbon

+ 2 teaspoon demerara syrup

+ 2 dashes angostura bitters

+ 1 sprint bitter reality fragrant bitters

+ Garnish: 1 orange twist

DIRECTIONS:

Stir all of the elements over ice, then pressure right into a rocks glass over 1 giant ice dice. Garnish with the orange twist.

♡ Smoked Mezcal Margarita

Substances:

+ 2 ounces Mezcal

+ 3/Four ounce cointreau

+ 1 ounce lime juice

+ 1/Four ounce agave nectar

+ Garnish: 1 lime wheel 

DIRECTIONS:

Rim half of a rocks glass with Tajin. Shake all of the elements with ice, then pressure into the glass over ice cubes. Then garnish with the lime wheel.

♡ Smoked Manhattan

Substances:

+ 2.5 ounces rye whiskey

+ 1 ounce candy vermouth

+ 1 sprint angostura bitters

+ Garnish: 1 maraschino cherry 

DIRECTIONS:

Stir all of the elements over ice, then pressure right into a chilled coupe glass. Then garnish with maraschino cherry. 

Evidently my favourite cocktail to smoke is the spicy Mezcal margarita with a half rim of Tajin. However in the event you haven’t tried Tajin but, it’s a MUST.

In actual fact, it’s fairly easy to smoke your cocktail. You make your drink, then place it on the wooden base & cowl it with the dome. You set the smoking chips within the little handheld smoker, use your torch to get all of it smoky & then go away your drink there for a couple of minutes. Take it out & take pleasure in. Cheers!

♡ Males’s Valet Stand

This can be a TOTAL necessity & a present that I received Michael once we first began courting. He nonetheless loves it. I’ve up to date the one he has ( a darkish wooden one like this ) to go extra with our home’s aesthetic, however don’t inform him. It’s coming for Christmas. Actually wished a lighter wooden & earthy state of affairs.

Should you’ve by no means heard of a valet stand, it’s this little stand the place your man can put all his shit so it doesn’t muddle up your area. It suits in a tiny nook & holds keys, pockets, a blazer, cash, possibly even their Manscaped Weed Wacker. LOL. 

The level is, they’ve this little space the place they’ll preserve all their bizarre shit & it makes them really feel essential. It’s very Mad Males-esque. Don Draper undoubtedly had considered one of these. 

My dad used to have one & I keep in mind once I was little ( to not get all nostalgic on you right here ) he used to maintain his tie & pockets on it, & he even had just a little dish on high to maintain his watch in. 

We prefer to preserve Michael’s proper by the closet so when he comes residence he can simply take off all his stuff & preserve it in a single space. That is environment friendly, sensible & retains HIM away out of your vainness.

So there you could have it…my high Three presents for the person in your life. The holidays are proper across the nook so I’d like to know when you have any suggestions. I need all of them. 

No matter you do, make sure to get some physique wash for his balls this vacation season. Taylor, I’m speaking to you. LOL. 

x, lauryn

+ try Michael’s guide suggestions for extra reward concepts.

++ stalk 5 methods to hack Thanksgiving.

+ this publish is in collaboration with Manscaped. As at all times, all opinions are my very own.

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